“I caught a troll!”

My mom told us the funniest story the other night… it happened to her friend, who has an adult son with Down Syndrome. Bear in mind, this is an ACTUAL TRUE STORY!

The son lives in a cottage on his mom’s property, and phoned her one afternoon in a huff saying he had caught a troll! He was terribly excited, and his mom played along with him. He asked what he should do with it. His mom told him to put the troll in the old birdcage. A little while later, he phoned his mom again and asked what trolls eat. His mom, lost for words, told him to give the troll whatever he was eating… a cheese sandwich.

About an hour later, his mom decided to pop round to the cottage to check on her son. She went inside, and saw the empty birdcage and asked where the troll was. The son replied that the troll was too big to fit in the birdcage, so he had locked him in the bathroom… at this stage, the mother is becoming a bit worried… she goes to the bathroom, unlocks it, and peeps inside…..

she sees………. a DWARF sitting on the toilet waiting to be freed!!!!!! The funniest funniest part…? He was a Jehovah’s witness who came knocking on the cottage door!!!!

I nearly died laughing!! Silly ol’ troll!!

Comments (6)

the jackson filesJuly 1st, 2011 at 2:06 pm

That is seriously the best story I have ever heard ever in my entire life ever, ever, EVER. I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants.

cat@juggling actJuly 1st, 2011 at 2:14 pm

My mom’s friend that went to the Berg with us actually knows the family. And it is 100% true.

GinaJuly 1st, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Whahahahahahaha! That is hysterical!

alidaonlineJuly 2nd, 2011 at 7:29 am

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE Brilliant!

JentyJuly 3rd, 2011 at 11:03 am

PMSL!! Too funny!

AngelJuly 3rd, 2011 at 6:57 pm

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… Glugs and I were hosing ourselves!!

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